Yo man,my life’s about three things, man, three things: gettin money, gettin pussy, and the Dewey Decimal System!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
im gonna take this moment and do something I’ve been meaning to for a while now
I’d like to clear the air and clarify my stance because I know a lot of you are probably wanting to know this too, so here it is
i don’t LIKE elmo. i wouldn’t even say he’s one of my top ten muppets I’d hang out with. he’s a benevolent chaos god in the body of a four year old, and he quite possibly has the ability to overcome death it’s self as evidence by his goldfish being alive for 25 fucking years
BUT for this very reason, I RESPECT elmo. he’s cheerful, regardless of what lays under his decieving fur, he loves kids, and most importantly he is RED. (A trait I both appreciate, and admire)
i don’t like Elmo. I respect him. Would I hang out with him? Probably not.
I hope this clears stuff up and if anyone has questions feel free to hit me up! I don’t mind clarifying if you still are confused
im so fucking sorry this was supposed to go on my puppet blog oh my god
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Food network
judge: cook us an elegant dish staring 12 year old canned clams under 20 minutes
*20 minutes*
judge: this dish seems so rushed and the canned clams taste disgusting
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Me
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